Last night I went to the China Olive Buffet in Northridge (I'm not sure why...). After sitting there for a while talking to the family, I went to get a plate of chow mein, and as I turn around who do I see standing right next to me? EVA LONGORIA! (I'm not sure why she was there either. I was probably there because it was $8 for all you can eat...she doesn't have an excuse.). It was crazy...I was staring like a fool and wanted to ask for a picture, but got all scuurrreeed. I was just sitting there twitching all over the place, trying to make it look like I was putting food on my plate. I took one step closer to ask, but then she looked at me and I pivoted to go get an egg roll. I ran back to tell my family and it was a similar experience to "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" except she didn't eat m-----nevermind. So...nobody believed me, but deep down in my soft, sensitive little heart I know that it was Eva Longoria serving herself beef w/ broccoli in a to-go box at exactly 6:50pm...*Celine Dions "My Heart Will Go On" playing as tears fall from my eyes (but sideways because I'm twitching at the same time...)

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